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Donald Trump Face at the Urinal

It's a feeling that all guys are familiar with - the awkwardness at the urinal. You step into the toilet and quickly scan the scene, spotting 2 available urinals, but you're unsure which one to pick. Our usual advice would be to go for a toilet cubicle or turn around and leave but sometimes there are either no available cubicles and you can't hold it in any longer.

Urinalman is a learning urinal simulator built by Nathan Johnson that simulates this critical life decision and let you know where you stand based on the responses of other users. More than 2 million people have tested their urinal etiquette and contributed to the database in the process. Check it out and see where you stand!

Urinalman urinal etiquette 1

Round 1 starts off easy enough. There are only 2 possible options unless you are a top-notch douche. The rounds get progressively harder though.

Urinalman urinal etiquette 2

Things are starting to get tricky now:

Urinalman urinal etiquette 3

At the end of six progressively harder rounds, you get your urinal etiquette test results which are based on the combined responses of the millions of people who've done the test before. In fact, the more people that do the test (seriously) the better the test results as this would smooth out any anomalies. In our case, we're top notch pissers:

Urinalman urinal etiquette 4

If possible we'd like to see a localized version of this test as urinal etiquette is very much dependent on the country you're in. Different countries or societies have different standards for being "too close". Adding some character complexity in stead of the generic man at the urinal would make the game a bit more challenging. Another improvement we'd like to see if ever there was a version 2 would be to add cubicles to the scenarios and also the option to walk out.

Now that you're familiar with urinal positioning etiquette, check out the nine other commandments. Two that we'd like to highlight - Thou shalt not maketh small talk and Thou shalt not use thy smartphone.  

All in all, urinalman is a fun and quick learning simulator for urinal positioning etiquette and we hope it helps you avoid some awkward social situations in the toilet. For more interesting sites to check out, click on the Cool Sites label below. 

Title Image Credit: Commander Nasty on Twitter


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